most of these are backdated from the notes on my laptop
when slash where did you learn to blow your noise so fucking loud - a question to older white men x
if the slack bot talks to me about my fucking google doc link one more time im buying a gun THIS IS A JOKE
its almost incomprehensible that you can ban a book for having racism and misogyny in it bc its “too tough for kids to deal with” but you will over fund police (who are good at both racism and misogyny) and let them run free
“adopt a whale!” “adopt a star!” “adopt a tree!” adopt a sense of responsibility to care for things that you don’t own for godsake
facebook is broken and instagram a vulture
an endless flake shake
surrounded by slow walking twinks, reality bends minds
i am sick of ads about procrastination being about AI
just had 7 mentos
the male urge to stand in a group in a parking lot
what the fuck are all these ACC adds that are like “look after urself. bc what about ur job”
forever mixing up looking for alaska and paper towns. too many young men’s perspective on not-actually-allusive women. they're only mysterious in the way you don't know the plot to a book you haven't read.
its okay brendon urie i think you're a sad clown too
thinking of a nice long usbc wire
the amount of times i have messaged the whole zoom chat when i have not intended to... it is unbearable.
cheese is simply just for cracker. not for fruit despite what the government wants you to think. free ur minds.
i think i am actually timothee chalamet's character in ladybird. insufferable and suspicious of the govt.
im not sure i actually know what chat gpt is. is it a website??
oggb fire alarm... mass exodus of business majors... scary stuff.
watching a terribly insightful video about d.a.r.e and turns out they actually increased mj use. turns out one of the main bros was a terrible racist cop. by their fruits you will know them.
new zealand loves to pretend that they are inconsequential on the global stage but then will suck the dick and balls of the nearest fascist. we're not inconsequential, we're the west's bitch and it shows in ur darn policy.
transcribing a zoom call... and for the first time, the allure of AI reaches me.
Edit: to clarify, AI was not used! resist!
subverting the "maybe i could fix him" and changing it to the "i was going to fix him but i didn't get around to it" about dr*c* m*lf*y of all people is very funny.
what the FUCK is aura farming.
Edit: I have peacefully resigned to not knowing the lingo now x
I am worried about the gall of volkswagen and the right to repair.
Meta failing pretty badly on the AI safety index is VERY funny and VERY scary.
Star Wars and Pride and Prejudice are my favourite Christmas movies.
just let contestants on cooking shows have more time. then we can all have fun. and you can have a better meal.
blue is my choice but green is the people's v
jet skis are for SAR and fire fighters ONLY.
I am SICK of Big Cake pushing their cake agenda all over my darn events. weddings, birthdays, goodbye parties, goddammit. free me from this prison of mediocrity and dry sponge. dream of liberation my friends.
if i had a billion dollars i would buy a burger (for morale), a genarator (for emergencies) and redistribute the rest. i will give it no further thought. i played enough sims to know that money goes to my head and none of the choices i made at the time were good.
i still rate Emma (2020). i think if it was released a little later or a little earlier, it would kill.